SharkBird Tee – Flies, Bites, and Poops with Attitude
$ 22.49
- Description The Apex Predator of Land, Sea, and Sky… Nature at Its Most Efficient What happens when nature creates the ultimate multitasker? You get SharkBird—a creature that combines the best of both worlds: the aerial mastery of a bird and the bite of a shark. It flies, it bites, and it poops—handling all aspects of survival with a precision only a shark-bird hybrid could. Adapted for life in both the sky and the sea, SharkBird is both predator and nuisance, depending on which way the wind blows. This tee celebrates the impossible but undeniably efficient SharkBird, capturing its essence with a simple design that speaks to the heart of nature’s most versatile animal. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this Bella Canvas 3001 tee is available in Pebble Brown, Vintage White, Silver, and Sage. It’s perfect for anyone who respects nature’s ability to evolve… or who just likes a good laugh. SharkBird Design: Part bird, part shark—this creature flies through the air, bites through its prey, and yes, leaves its mark wherever it goes. Soft and Comfortable: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) for everyday comfort. Unisex Fit: A relaxed fit that’s great for both men and women who appreciate the wonders of nature… or the absurdity of it. Available in Four Earthy Tones: Choose from Pebble Brown, Vintage White, Silver, or Sage to suit your style. Perfect for Nature Lovers: Whether you’re fascinated by evolution or just entertained by SharkBird, this tee is for you.
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